From: Adam – Huntington, NY
I constantly masturbate to pornography all the time. But once in a while it happens at the most inopportune moments. I currently live in an apartment with my girlfriend and even though we have sex all the time, I sometimes prefer to look at porno instead. She has seen my internet history and catches me all the time, then argues with me about how disgusting it is. I am very physically attracted to her, but is there something wrong with me? Or is just normal that every guy likes porno?
Adam,
You’re either recently discovered the site, or are a really shitty reader, considering I’ve already answered a very similar question to yours back in October. Either way, I’ll give you most of the same advice I gave the last guy.
Does your girlfriend/wife: (check all that apply):
• Let you fuck her in the ass?
• Let you slap her around?
• Let you gag her?
• Let you verbally demean her in bed?
• Let you dress her up like a school girl or some other equally “naughty” get-up?
• Let you cum on her face?
• Want to suck your dick with another woman?
• Want to fuck you or blow you in public places for the rush of doing so?
If you answered no to even a single one of these, you now know the answer to why you masturbate.
Men masturbate consistently and primarily to the type of pornography where the sexual acts depicted are not met at home in their own beds. Not to mention Quicktime, Windows Media Player, and VLC (to name a few), all conveniently offer you the wonderful gifts of foresight, as well as time travel, otherwise known as the fast forward button and the ability to jump frames. Neither are available in real-life sexual scenarios.
Keeping in mind that the fundamental difference between masturbation and sex is reciprocation, it’ should go without saying that it’s not exactly uncommon for men to be generally selfish lovers. So naturally, masturbation is the greatest gift a man could provide himself with.
There’s nothing wrong with you. You’re a guy, and you’re doing what guys do best… jerk off. If she’s disgusted, wish her the best of luck with her soon-to-be new found love/obligation of sucking on jaded cunts. Every guy she’ll date who’s actually straight is going to do the same thing. It’s the ones who don’t, or won’t, who end up fucking a man on the side for 10 years and leaving her a single mother.
Some advice for your girlfriend as well: Learn to appreciate the little things he does for you. If you’re going to get upset over the things you have little chance of changing, you’re predestining every relationship with a straight male from here until your day of infertility to fail. Instead of wasting your efforts on trying to make him less horny, spend more time on trying to give him the things he’s masturbating to.